sean advise us to put frog in our wallet so that we will have more wealth...
WTH!!!!
PIG: OMG YOU ARE SOOO CUTE!!! (pitching)
MOUSE: OUCHHH.....STOP IT!!!
PIG: COME HERE MY DARLING...
MOUSE: EHWWW....I HATE YOUR HAIRY BODY and BLUE UNDIES...
MOUSE: NAHH...I GIVE YOU ORANGE....
1 FAT MOTHER PIG and HER BREASTS
WITH 13 PIGLETS
ZOO IN HAW PAR VILLA...
EVEN MONKEYS HAD THEIR OWN ARMY...
TITANIC chinese version
COMPARE WITH THIS PICTURE AND THE PICTURE BELOW:
BEFORE....and
AFTER...
ARMPIT AGAIN....
THE MONKER KISS ME......WOOOHOOO!!
WOAH!!!!! SEXY SEYY....
HEHE...ARMPIT AGAIN....
SEAN LOVES IT!!!
BRAS WASN'T INVENTED YET...DON'T BLAME HER...
CRAB W/ HUMAN HEAD: OUCHH....VIVI!!! I POKE YOU LATER...
VIVI: HEHE I SUPER POKE YOU!!!!
hahahhahahaha...i anyhow make story....
sorry have to turn your head....
HEHE...
VIVI AND....THE RED FACE W/ LONG MOUSTACHE STATUE
PS: SHAVER WASN'T INVENTED YET...
ME AND VIVI...WITH BLACK FACE STATUE
FOUR DIFFERENT FACES AND COLOURS...
VIVI RIDING BRALESS MERMAID...
YARRRGH!!!
FATHER MONKEY AND HIS CHILD...hahahaha
sorry2...
sean's friend feeding the monkey with PSP....
HEHE...I'M MAKING HISTORY....
FIRST WOMEN TO RIDE THE TIGER.... hmmm...the tiger looks very familiar rite??
TIGER BALM!!!
SEAN F***ING THE TIGER SEAN BEING TOO DESPERATE...
PS: he just got dump by his wife....
FUTURE CHILD???
TALL BABY TIGER
ALAHH CUTE NYERR..
READY...
START...
FIGHT...
HAIIYAKKK!!!!
HUGGING THE KOALAs
HAHA...NO NEED TO GO AUSTRALIA...
TOOO MANY TAIK TELINGA
VIVI HELP TO KOREK.....
HMMM...NO COMMENT
SEAN AGAIN BEING TOOO DESPERATE....
FUTURE CHILD??
TALLER BABY OSTRICH WITH SEAN HEAD....
THE OSTRICH IS TWO TIMES MY HEIGHT
SEAN'S FRIEND IS WAITING FOR THE OSTRICH TO LAY EGG
WAIT LONG..LONG...HORR
FEEDING THE GOAT
I BORN IN THE GOAT YEAR!!!
BEEEEKKKKK.....
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
POTENTIAL DANCER...
AFTER WALKING, TAKING PICTURES, POSING, KUTUKING etc...
WE DECIDED TO REST AND I ATE $2 ICE-CREAM
THEN WE FIFA-ing....
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
ROUND ONE:
SEAN'S FRIEND AND ME
BARCELONA vs MANUTD
2-0
PS: I GIVE CHANCE HORR
AFTER LOSING TO HIM,
ME AND VIVI DECIDED TO FEED THE TURTLES AND FISHES
VIVI FEEDING THE TURTLES
SNAKE FIGHTING WITH THE GOAT
AND THE TIGER FIGHT WITH THE SNAKE AND THERE'S WHERE TIGER BALM WERE CREATED!!!
WTH!!!
ROUND TWO:
MANUTD vs BARCELONA 2-0
PS: THANKS SEAN FOR CARRYING MY BAG...YOU LOOK NICE WITH IT
IN THE BUS OTW BACK TO RP....
WOOOHOOO!!! YOU GUYS MAKE MY DAY!!!
I LOVE YOU GUYS AND THE STATUE!!!
JOKE OF THE DAY:
TOKYO = KOYOK???
WTH
mardhiah torres 10/28/2008 07:03:00 PM,♥
Sunday, October 26, 2008
SATURDAY 25 OCTOBER 2008:
HAHA...history in the making!!!
i slept at 9pm and woke up at 11am!!!
14 hours of sleeping!!
and then the whole family go mak ngah house to sent the Groom to the Bride's house...
the Groom is my mak ngah anak angkat....hehe..i dont actually know him...
anyway, here's his BIG DAY pics....
oh wish that torres will be in this ONE DAY....
"aku terima nikahnya mardhiah binti suardi dengan mas kahwin $100 tunai...."
SAH!! aminnnn.....
ceyyyyy.....wewit!!!!
hahahahahahahahhahahahahah!!
prasan nyer aku!!!!
mardhiah torres 10/26/2008 05:15:00 PM,♥
Friday 24 october 2008:
IT'S LISA BIRTHDAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU BABE!!!
AND
i have small SURPRISE PARTY with her
(but she surprise me in the first place!)
thanks qid, liza and lyn for joining us!!
hehe...i gave her a burberry perfume and a letter...
AND A small CAKE with candles!!!
OMG! I'm soooo sweet lahhh....hehe (prasan)
and before we have lunch at TRCC,
we watch MR &MS SHL first...
OMG! OMG! OMG!
CAIR! CAIR! CAIR!
MELTING! MELTING! MELTING!
MARVIN GOT THE TOP 6...
GO MARVIN GO!!!
but he didnt win eventually....
hehe...here's his video...
ALWAYS BE MY BABY!!!!
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY BABY!!!
but i will prefer to hear from HIM...damn it!...i didnt have the chance to watch..
mardhiah torres 10/26/2008 04:59:00 PM,♥
THURSDAY 23 OCT 2008:
Enterprise modules... and TODAY REALLY REALLY SUCKS!!!! ini semua pasal pompuan muke macam BABI tu.... step maner nyer baik jerr...!!!! suruh orang macam suruh anjing...!!!! baru buat keje sikit dah naik kepala!!!! tu pon buat keje pon SALAH!!! nk mengumpat orang dalam bahasa cine.... CINONE BTUL!!!!!! BYK MAKAN BABI SEBAB TO BODOH!!!
OK. done with cursing people... anyway that day went shopping AT LAST!!! AND i bought new VAIO laptop bag....
WOOHOO!!!
It's pink!! It suits my laptop!!
mardhiah torres 10/26/2008 04:19:00 PM,♥
Monday, October 20, 2008
You broke my heart once in my life. I struggle to survive. I accept the fate that GOD had gave me. I accept the fact that i'm not made for you. I strengthen myself eventhough my heart was bleeding. I try to erase the loves and memories of you in me.
After all the pain i went through, I feel that now you are trying to enter my life AGAIN your words makes me melts i feel that you try to win my heart or is it my illusion only??
IF YES, please.....i beg you stop all the nonsense stop giving me false hope stop hurting me again
IF NO, stand up. Be guy. don't be coward. don't leave me waiting.
(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:
mardhiah torres 10/20/2008 11:18:00 PM,♥
Thursday, October 16, 2008
13 signs you’re fall in love:
13. You can’t stay mad at him/her for more than a minute or two.
12. You’ll read his/her blog/PM/msg over and over again.
11. You’ll walk really,really slow while you’re with him/her..
10. you’ll feel shy whenever you’re with him/her
9. while thinking of him/her, your heart will beat faster and faster…
8. by listening to his/her voice, you’ll smile for no reason
7. while looking at him/her, you can’t see the other people around you, you can only see that person.
6. you’ll start listening to slow songs.
5. He/she becomes all you think about.
4. you’ll get high just by their smell
3. you’ll realize that you’re always smiling to yourself when you think of them
2. you’ll do anything for him/her
1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.
i wish and wish and wish that you will be there for me... please god, give me the chance...
mardhiah torres 10/16/2008 10:25:00 PM,♥
TUESDAY PINK!!!!! today's the BEST PRESENTATION EVER!!!!! do some presentation and skit... ANDDDDDDDDD....i swear i did BANGLA DANCE!!! the whole team dance exactly like gurmit singh dance in calefare... GOD....the whole class was laughing like HELLLL..... the video below shows the way dance....
WEDNESDAY BLUES!!!!
firstly i wake up at 3 in the morning and....
i found out that i did not did my RJ!!!!
i sooo mad with my sis for not waking me up.....
soo i went back to sleepp.....
AND AND AND..
when i was about to lay my head down,
BANG!!!!! on smthing....
after that i cannot remember what happen...
7 in the morning i realise that i was still on the bed...
and i think i fainted lorrr........
mardhiah torres 10/16/2008 04:59:00 PM,♥
Monday, October 13, 2008
Communication modules...
yeah! yeah! lucky the PANDIyan nvr come...
actually he came but he did not facilitate us..
so a new faci replaced him...
and today i feel so released after i spoken to aqidah
thanks qid, i love you!!
anyway, qid and i met faith...(my culture faci)
and she told us about her new class
and she said that she is very proud to have W15M people!!!
you rock guys!!!
and i told her about PANDIyan (which is about 20 metres in front of us)
and i also told her that the guy beside PANDIyan is actually my uncle...
OH SHIT!!! she knows him....die!die!
after school, as usual i will pass W1 and then walk to the agora hall
there is some sort of "garage" sale, i guess
and i saw this (below) and bought it for 10 bucks...
at least i got to hug this.....hehe
FYI: girls meant it when she says "i love you" to someone
QNS: do guys really meant it if he says "i love you" to someone???
hhmmmm.....
mardhiah torres 10/13/2008 11:42:00 PM,♥
Sunday, October 12, 2008
HARI-HARI RAYA: let the picture do the talking.....
today jalan raya:
YESTERDAY:
jalan raya with family after open house...
hehehe....
THE GILA2 SIBLINGS....
HARI RAYA OPEN HOUSE:
the W15M babes...
the cakes... October Babies.... OUR BIRTHDAY SONG:
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to ???...hmmm....OCTOBER BABIES...
happy birthday to youuuu.....
VIVI YUUJI!!! happy advance birthday to HER...
SOCKS!!!
happy belated birthday to HER...
LYN...
happy belated birthday to HER...
liza and her BF...
ben and his two wives.. sean and his .....friends
mardhiah torres 10/12/2008 08:34:00 PM,♥
Thursday, October 2, 2008
SELAMAT HARI RAYA!!
LET THE PICTURE DO THE TALKING:
more picture comingup!!
mardhiah torres 10/02/2008 10:23:00 PM,♥
TUESDAY, 30 SEPTEMBER 2008:
CLEANING-UP day!!!
too many things to clean up
and the electricity is back!!
and i didn't sleep the whole day and night
syara help to vacuum the carpet, CUTENYER...
my DAD help to do the house chores
and the funny is that i help my dad to do the house chores
and my brother help my mom to cook
hahahahahahaahha!!!
i really hate to cook and my brother hate to do the cleaning up...
too heavy so need bro help hehe...at last go IKEA and get my carpet!!
and bought many2 things
we shop around about 1 hour and we queue up for another hour
and there is 124733065046 people queueing up
and mostly are malays
last minute shooping!!!
OUR CONVERSATION:
sis: lamer nyerr....kaki aku dah penat nii...
bro: a'ah sia...bingit seyy...
me: sampai raya pon tak abis2 queue
sis,bro and me: uhh....(BIG sigh)
me: HAH!!! i got AN idea!!! ha!!ha!!ha!!
sis and bro: aper dier???
me: adek, you go behind and yell "lelong-lelong, murah-murah, 1 dollar- 1 dollar" ....confirm semua orang yang tengah queue gi blakang....pastu kiter boleh gi depan....pandai kan?? kan?? kan??
sis and bro: hahahahhaahah...a'ah sey
bro:adek pegi dek...
adek: klakar kape??
hehe, and we took more than an hour to queue...
our legs are soo tired and our eyes are soo sleepy..
first day of the week and i got cognitive on that day!
so that day i feel like going to ikea but
i feel that something is not right so i went home
and...
my house is BLACKOUT...
stupid idiot FUSE!!!
which means that i cannot
watch tv
do my RJ
chat
sleep in a air-con room or at least with a fan
charge my HP and PSP and LAPTOP
and...
i feel that my life is full of darkness
this is how dark my house is:
thanks to the candle for brighten our life!!
but it gives me a realisation how poor people live without electricity, technology etc. and after that we went to Mustafa Centre because we cannot tahan the DARKNESS and HOTNESS....
mardhiah torres 10/02/2008 06:59:00 PM,♥
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ABOUT ME
Name: Mardhiah Suardi
a.k.a: Mard, yaya, Mardhiah Torres
D.O.B: 27 March 1991
Age: 18
School: Republic Polytechnic
Course: Diploma in Civil Aviation
Status: Single but Torres's Wife
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Loves one:
-My Family
-Torres
-My Friends
-Everyone!!
Wants:
-Get a Diploma
-Get a Degree
-Get a Car License
-Get a Plane license
and MORE!!!